On the US/Mexican border, a lawman must bring back a witness and survive. Mankind teams up with Hell to save existence from extinction at the hands of a rapturing giant Jesus. 一只迟(🏽)到的足球(🤪)，一个爱好(🈶)(hǎo )广(guǎng )泛(📏)、啥(shá )都(🎨)(dōu )会捣鼓两(liǎng )下的乡村老师，一个见了足球头(tóu )就大的老(lǎ(🏞)o )校(xiào )长，一(🌃)群(qún )精力(😝)过剩、自(🔡)然疯长的(🍴)草根娃娃(🐁)，一场惊(jī(😀)ng )天(tiān )动地(📚)的(de )大(dà )地(🏟)震，童(tóng )年(💚)快乐刚刚绽放(🤨)，便被悲怆(🕥)湮没(méi )了(🖱)(le )，他们(men )该(gā(🎃)i )如何走向(🆚)(xiàng )未来…(📭)… 在這個(🕥)神祕又黑(👝)暗的城(ché(🚙)ng )市裡，犯(fà(👪)n )罪(zuì )，只是(🍭)(shì )家(jiā )常(🕉)便飯。被絕(🥎)症折磨的(🧟)教師比爾(🎞)（賽門佩(pèi )吉(jí )飾演）試(shì )圖自我了(le )斷，但始終想(🤙)死卻死不(🍏)成。某日(rì(💄) )，比爾在(zà(🚊)i )深(shēn )夜的(👢)咖啡(fēi )廳(🖖)裡結識了(😺)美豔金髮(🎆)女服務生(📵)安(ān )妮（(🚇)瑪格(gé )羅(❇)(luó )比飾演(yǎn )）(🌓)。兩人竟(jì(⏭)ng )因為「如(🆔)何成功自(⚡)殺」這話(🎊)題而(ér )打(🎾)(dǎ )開話匣(🥈)(xiá )子(zǐ )，培(♉)養出(chū )一(🎢)段詭異友(🔉)誼…。而在(🍰)城市的另(👏)(lìng )一角落(🖥)，兩(liǎng )位正(🚼)在(zài )執(zhí )行危險任務的殺手（麥斯艾朗、戴克斯特(tè )佛(fó(🤓) )萊契飾(shì(🌏) )演(yǎn )），為(🛑)了(le )獲得高(🏾)額賞金在(💢)城市之間(🍹)來回奔(bē(✂)n )走，急切(qiē(💚) )想(xiǎng )要找(🚺)到暗(àn )殺(👍)目標的線索…。 大唐，边境(📢)小(xiǎo )城发(🌇)生连(lián )环(📕)(huán )凶杀案(🤡)(àn )，民众夜(🛳)间(jiān )看到(🗜)神秘兵团(🚖)运送财宝(🐇)。武则天(tiā(🎯)n )（杨恭如(🌼)(rú ) 饰(shì )）(🥋)令狄仁(ré(⏯)n )杰（罗立(🧘)群 饰）前(♊)去探案，狄仁(rén )杰了解到(dào )见(jiàn )过神秘兵(bīng )团的人接连丧命(🥊)，就连现场(🕓)尸首也呈(🔽)现“沙(shā )化(🃏)”现(xiàn )象(xià(🚰)ng )。前来寻(xú(😬)n )亲的李少(🐋)侠与调查(🦂)案件陷入(🧕)困境(jìng )中(🚪)的狄仁(rén )杰(jié )携手解密(🐣)(mì )，在两人(🚙)的共同努(❣)力下，一场(🎙)颠(diān )覆大(🐌)唐的(de )阴(yī(🥗)n )谋逐渐(jià(👇)n )浮(fú )出了(🔬)水面(miàn )...... When Chelsea and her friends get in trouble with the cops, they flee the city and go on the run. Fueled by a hallucinogenic drug called Echo, they hope to lay low-and get high-in an old family hideout in the woods.However, Chelsea has reservations about going back to nature and secrets she’(🔲)s not sharing with her friends. When a shot rings out, her past comes crashing back, and the punks find themselves pitted against the local authority- an unhinged park ranger with a real axe to grind…