An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation. Brian and Jenny are preparing for the big opening of their bed and breakfast, Emily's Country Inn, when a huge storm hits Bucks County. Brian agrees to return to Wall Street to boost their funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening on time. Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust. 古(gǔ(💄) )代有一(🍸)伙劫富(fù )济贫平(💍)乱为民(🎼)(mín )的正义(🐏)强盗，与一伙无恶(😻)不作的(🚾)海盗，共(🚳)同(tóng )得知一条关(🎖)于(yú )宝藏(🎶)的消息，但想找到(🍘)宝藏(cá(🚏)ng )必须要(🦁)找到一(yī )位女孩(🏚)，藏宝图与开启宝藏大门的(🉑)钥匙在(💧)女(nǚ )孩(🐫)的手中，但(dàn )女孩(🎎)在多年前(qián )已经消失在那(🍐)(nà )个世(🍰)界，传闻(🛌)(wén )是穿越到了另(😂)一个时(🧡)代。 青龙集(🖨)团董事长过(guò )世(🐸)后，给青(🥝)龙(lóng )集团太子爷(🗓)留(liú )下(🐳)了镇帮之(😀)宝(bǎo )：一支可以(☝)号(hào )令(💚)整个青(💕)龙集团所有人的(💬)大哥(gē )大(🕊)手提电话。一日，太(👥)子爷(yé(🎄) )独自去(🔕)按摩院(yuàn )按摩，青(🐔)龙公(gōng )司一群起了异心的(🥌)小人得(🧓)到消息(🥖)后，来到按(àn )摩院(📷)准备劫持(chí )太子爷，夺走(zǒ(🥢)u )可以号(🕹)令青龙(🌏)(lóng )公司上下的大(🔦)(dà )哥大(🐌)，欲控制整(🥙)个青龙集团。哪知(📟)阴差阳(🕘)错(cuò )将身怀太极(🚒)推(tuī )拿(✨)绝技、胸(🔢)有(yǒu )大志，却因低(💏)(dī )微的(🕹)工作被(📴)周(zhōu )遭人嫌弃的(🍔)按摩师阿(😑)宝当成了(le )太子爷(🚛)并将其(👳)(qí )绑架(🚌)。阿宝乘(chéng )乱逃出(🏎)后，去(qù )找女朋友阿朵(duǒ )，不(🛺)料阿朵(💡)父亲因(👵)欠人钱，被白虎帮(🍌)挟持，阿(🌮)宝答应三天(tiān )内替(🍮)阿朵救(🥤)出(chū )父(🔏)亲。阿宝、阿朵以(🏔)及真正(⏪)(zhèng )的太子(🥫)爷策划了一场一(🦕)箭双雕(🦊)的好戏，却上(shàng )演(😕)了一场(🌯)又一(yī )场(📝)啼笑皆非的(de )“闹剧(🌸)”，一(yī )边(👉)是青龙(🐖)集团错认阿宝为(🔮)太子爷，一(⏺)边是阿(ā )宝错认(🧝)为这是(🐱)(shì )未来(📑)老丈人的(de )考题，将(😲)青龙(lóng )集团上下骗得(dé )团(⏫)团转。阿(🕷)宝和阿(🥝)朵从合作布局，到(🕜)产生误(🔙)(wù )会，到合力救(jiù )出(😥)阿朵的(🔍)父亲(qī(🍯)n )，磨难重重，考验不(🔞)断。剧(jù(🚸) )情跌宕起(💮)伏、搞笑逗逼，按(🔊)摩师阿(👏)宝更是成(chéng )为了(🖤)承载底(👤)层(céng )小人(🚿)物英雄情(qíng )怀以(🈺)及忠贞(⚪)爱(ài )情(🍢)的一代了不起的(👑)“按摩侠”！ 人(🔞)气悬疑作(zuò )家米(🍺)泽穗信(🌛)的(de )出道(🆎)作品、青(qīng )春学(👻)园悬疑小(xiǎo )说《冰菓》改(gǎi )编(🏳)真人版(💕)，由当红(🛠)年轻演员山崎贤(🐘)人和广(🍦)濑(lài )爱丽丝担任主(👾)(zhǔ )演，预(🦅)计2017年上(🥉)(shàng )映。 成长中父(fù(👦) )母也在(🕞)日渐变(bià(👭)n )老，我们会把这样(🥥)或那样(🚅)的无奈当做借口(🚕)，而忽视(⏩)他们的(de )心(🤹)理或身体的(de )健康(〰)状况，当(🐏)(dāng )问题(🕡)严重时我们又会(📖)悔恨自己(🥈)的冷漠和粗心(xī(👊)n )，孩子和(💰)父母(mǔ(💛) )之间永远存在(zà(🌲)i )一种不公平，而这种不公平(🦌)(píng )却又(⏹)以一种(✔)不协调的姿势，却(⭐)又很和(🌼)谐的存(cún )在着……(🦓)… When a near-decade old murder case involving a movie star threatens to reopen, adult child Duke Moody decides to make a true crime documentary, financed by his mother.